CHIUMING.

Monday, April 30, 2007

today had a good day!
had fun throwing fries around!
and made e auntie picked up our rubbish!
thanks!


woohoo!
um. um. um...
woohoo!


and theres a kid riding a escalator!
woah tats cool man!
LOL okay siao.


um a good day basically!
LOL
suddenly lost what i wna say
but well this is jus something for everyone!
i mean jc students!
:D


Methods to relieve stress in class


1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the tutor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
4. Address the tutor as "your excellency".
5. When the lecturer turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your primary school days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the tutor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the tutor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the 'i' is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the tutor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the tutor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the tutor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute!)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

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